Thursday, January 21, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Do you watch gay porn?
no. Why can't I get cooler questions like Priyanka does?
What comes to mind when you hear the word "Dingy"?
Why do stupid people like making internet smilies?And for that matter, why do people use internet expressions in real life?THIS IS MEAT SPACE, FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ONLY EMBARRASSING YOURSELF BY SAYING "LAWL" AT EVERY POSSIBLE MOMENT.
Um, I like making internet smilies...
But yeah, we had a rant about using those expressions in real life in Mr. Dalley's class last year.
Do you like waffles?Do you like pancakes?
Yes and no.
Do shirtless buff guys make you feel inadequate?
How big is your dong? (Hey, it says ASK ME ANYTHING, good question for the ladies.)
... It does say ask me ANYTHING but doesn't say answer EVERYTHING.
Asians hate white people?I'm not saying that all asians hate white people but I'v been around and it seems like that in California 90% of asians just want us dead.theres no other state that i'v been to that they hate whites like california. Whats up with
I don't! I love chris!
My daughter wants to become a stripper?
.... Chestbeam, be quiet
If God's creation is good, then why do women wear bras?
Because God's creation can sag
How long are you able to carry a dead fetus inside of you?
What's this do do do song?what's this song that has all that do do do, do do do doooo, do do do, do do do dooooo
DO DO DOOOOO DA DA DOOOOO
What is formspring?
How big does my wee wee have to be to become a star?
My bike was stolen. Can someone help me?I was wondering where it could possibly be. Any ideas?
HELP! I ACCIDENTALY TURNED CAPS LOCK ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF!! ALL OF MY FRIENDS THINK IM MAD!!?
Hit the caps lock button. And I thought you were scared!
Christian girls, how would you feel if Jesus is watching you insert a tampon?You say he's watching us at all times and that he never leaves us
I am never hitting select all again...
Tips for not feeling depressed?i really need advise on not feeling depressed......thnx!
Um try running! Or eating! Or think about the good points in life! Not everything is horrible, and if you have hit the bottom, the only way is up :)
Atheist gone Christian....a few questions...Atheists come follow the light with me...?Hi i'm a new Christian and I was wondering...where do I pick up my wand and spellbook?
How to download some water?
search water on goggle images.
How can I call the police?I got too fat, and I am stuck in my computer chair. I want to call the fire and rescue service, but my fingers are too fat to dial the buttons on my mobile phone. Instead I just seem to mash the keypad and therefore cannot dial
and you can still type like this on a key board?
How can someone have sex with rocks?
How turn computer monitor into mirror?
Why couldn't Jesus turn the guys who had him prisoner into wine?
They weren't water.
What is the best church to join for the purpose of getting laid?
Why does my crotch smell like cat shit?
Stop holding cat shit while masturbating?
whai r dere skool?
What's a stupid question?
What does shit taste like?
Is this real life?
Why does dandruff taste like potato chips?
Why doesn't your shit stink?
Why does Snape kill Dumbledore?
WHAT? HE DOES?
Why do you ignore this now?
you F*** off!!!
Friday, January 15, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2010
This is what you do instead of helping out freeloaders with Chemistry.
of course! And ignore you!
Ways to transfer large files.Such as videos.That you requested.Also, why does Sagar look like a f.. when he wears his clothes like today?
Because he is wearing earings!
Why do you wear the same hat everyday?
BECAUSE ITS HOT AND IM HALF FRENCH GODDAMIT
avi can i spam on this?
You fail. You can't even tell the difference between me and Emma?? :O -GASP- I'm gonna go cry now see ya. jaykay! (:
I STILL LOVE YOU!
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
I think I'm not the greatest friend, no matter how much I try
MUN is starting to piss me off beyond belief
Our CPR is being very rushed and we dont have much of an idea of what we are doing
I feel torn
I try to do much, but it doesn't make this pain go away
Only two high points right now
One thing, I really can't wait for. Another, no matter how good, I could give less than a damn about...
Am I doing too much? I feel like I am...
And I feel unrequited
I miss people I used to be friends with
even those that I still am