Monday, January 18, 2010

formspring.me

Do you watch gay porn?

no. Why can't I get cooler questions like Priyanka does?

What comes to mind when you hear the word "Dingy"?

AUSTRALIA!

Why do stupid people like making internet smilies?And for that matter, why do people use internet expressions in real life?THIS IS MEAT SPACE, FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ONLY EMBARRASSING YOURSELF BY SAYING "LAWL" AT EVERY POSSIBLE MOMENT.

Um, I like making internet smilies...
But yeah, we had a rant about using those expressions in real life in Mr. Dalley's class last year.

Do you like waffles?Do you like pancakes?

Yes and no.

Do shirtless buff guys make you feel inadequate?

YES *coughchriscough*

How big is your dong? (Hey, it says ASK ME ANYTHING, good question for the ladies.)

... It does say ask me ANYTHING but doesn't say answer EVERYTHING.

Asians hate white people?I'm not saying that all asians hate white people but I'v been around and it seems like that in California 90% of asians just want us dead.theres no other state that i'v been to that they hate whites like california. Whats up with

I don't! I love chris!

My daughter wants to become a stripper?

.... Chestbeam, be quiet

If God's creation is good, then why do women wear bras?

Because God's creation can sag

How long are you able to carry a dead fetus inside of you?

-.-

What's this do do do song?what's this song that has all that do do do, do do do doooo, do do do, do do do dooooo

DO DO DOOOOO DA DA DOOOOO

What is formspring?

This thing

How big does my wee wee have to be to become a star?

0.0

My bike was stolen. Can someone help me?I was wondering where it could possibly be. Any ideas?

....

HELP! I ACCIDENTALY TURNED CAPS LOCK ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF!! ALL OF MY FRIENDS THINK IM MAD!!?

Hit the caps lock button. And I thought you were scared!

Christian girls, how would you feel if Jesus is watching you insert a tampon?You say he's watching us at all times and that he never leaves us

I am never hitting select all again...

Tips for not feeling depressed?i really need advise on not feeling depressed......thnx!

Um try running! Or eating! Or think about the good points in life! Not everything is horrible, and if you have hit the bottom, the only way is up :)

Atheist gone Christian....a few questions...Atheists come follow the light with me...?Hi i'm a new Christian and I was wondering...where do I pick up my wand and spellbook?

:D

How to download some water?

search water on goggle images.

How can I call the police?I got too fat, and I am stuck in my computer chair. I want to call the fire and rescue service, but my fingers are too fat to dial the buttons on my mobile phone. Instead I just seem to mash the keypad and therefore cannot dial

and you can still type like this on a key board?

How can someone have sex with rocks?

....

How turn computer monitor into mirror?

A WEBCAM!

Why couldn't Jesus turn the guys who had him prisoner into wine?

They weren't water.

What is the best church to join for the purpose of getting laid?

Scientology

Why does my crotch smell like cat shit?

Stop holding cat shit while masturbating?

whai r dere skool?

deemed inappropiate

What's a stupid question?

this one

What does shit taste like?

shit

Is this real life?

YES

Why does dandruff taste like potato chips?

0.0.0.0

Why doesn't your shit stink?

it should...

Why does Snape kill Dumbledore?

WHAT? HE DOES?

Why do you ignore this now?

I do?

you F*** off!!!

-.-

Ask me anything

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